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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The world as we know it would never have existed, but
for the Zorkians who decided that they were going to
try each and every combination possible, in search of
an answer to Orange.

This was somewhat similar to the quest of the mice,
whose creation of the super computer Earth inspired more
and more civilizations to build better models to
answer questions like "Why is orange a combination of
red and yellow on Zork", but a combination of "maroon
and gold yellow on Berz ?".

They had soon recruited a Hazd (who did not like to be
called the Hazd, the proper phrase being Harmonious Asterik
Zox Desig of Yavil. They had fought enough battles
with the Zorks and the Berz and ended up being called
Hazd, by a clever play of words in the treaty of Momentary
peace between the Horogians, Berz and the Zorks (the Hazd
being acquired by the Horogians in the mean time)).

Despite being fiendishly clever (as per the treaty
of Momentary peace, see above). The Hazd had very little
political sense (unless you call voting unanimously, for
the takeover by Horogians sensible).

The Hazd set off answering the question of the color Orange
in an incidental fashion. Incidental fashion, being influencing
the dimension of Time to create incidents (with or without
bearing to the question to be answered).

During the Hazd explorations on Orange, they came across several
ancillary questions, including that of the missing socks from Earth.
This had let them to answer questions of the life cycle of a
laundromat, and further on to the life cycle of dust bunnies.

It was at this moment that the Berzians intervened as proxies
to the Zorkians to return the Hazd attentions back to
"Orange".

The communication by the Berzians to the Zorkians about this order, was lost due
to an incident created by the Hazd. This lead to the New-Modern-Exteme
-Incidental-War Number 99123 in the Volume 232 between the Berzians
and the Zorkians.

The reader might be wondering, what all the above have to do with
the missing socks of Rahul of 21, Just turn right at 3rd Street, Outskirt
city, India ?. The fact of the matter is that, it was this sock that
caused the Hazd to introduce an incident which is described below.

While the Hazd calculations were ongoing for determining how many socks
equaled Orange. It was discovered that one particular socks displayed due
to unknown properties, space time curvature properties.